I focus your idea into a unique vision and identity. I'm not a dull girl. And marketing stuff with cool designs, I’m a real Jedi Master when it comes to helping small businesses get the attention they’ve been missing by hiring a bunch of cheap marketing bozos. Whether you need a new logo design, a new website design, a business card design, or something in between…I make magic happen.
You have to get people to notice you. So, since you can't strip down to your nakedity and go yelling down the street with a billboard, you need me. With my artwork, charm, wit and my creative copywriting, I’ll make it easy for your site to become a “purple cow,” so you simply stand out.
I've created and rocked the identities of attorneys, dentists, film production companies, clothing designers and other professionals, as well as your regular Joe Blow company, during my career.
I'm crazy and I'm sane - whatever style you want me to be.
Content that's not just sexy, but profitable. No, seriously. I write high-converting sales letters, video scripts, landing pages, promo emails. Whatever it is, I’ll get them drooling for you.
Obviously, I can get your point across. My brain is going to be the Bonnie to your Clyde.
Who gives a damn about your site if nobody sees it? Money sure doesn't. Let's shine up your "dorky" website into a diamond worthy of "popular girl" status. You need that right presence to grab the attention (and money) you want.
I've snatched up some entertainment industry voice acting professionals, oozing with Los Angeles goodness that can put an appropriate voice to your videos or presentations.
We are in the midst of the "A.D.D-suffering zombies." Our worlds stop at the bling of a text or instagram notification. Without an eye-catching mobile site, you WILL be ignored. You'll be that one guy at the party who skipped their deodorant and seeks you out to buy you a drink, so to speak.
Is it a PARTY? A corporate event? Starting t-shirt line? This is what I do. Attracting ATTENTION, building INTEREST, and getting ACTION out of it is what I do. With every twist and turn of my pencil, and every mind-bending curve, it's all really drawn out with the sparks of my magical fingertips.
My time is valuable regardless of money; I don't put anything but the best into what I do if I'm going to spend my time on doing it. Your time and money is valuable as well. There is nothing worse than ruining some good expensive hair because someone didn't know how to install it. Not only will it be a sunken investment with others, they may even leave damage to your edges. You don't want to be a balding business that ends up having to pay more to repair the damages.
Do you have a sales page or an overall business look that is flat as a pancake? This is why God created me: to pump that flat ass full of silicone and dress it in a nice and tight freak 'em dress. This is my destiny. Others can promise the same, but they'll leave you with lopsidedness, infections, and imperfections in general. Even death (this is no joke; poor marketing schemes has led to the death of many businesses). This is why it's important to let ME be the one to drag your sh*t up by the bootstraps and smack it into submission.
“She did waaay better than expected on the project, that we decided to have her revamp our website. It looks amazing! We could not be happier. All work was done professionally and with a sense of humor.”
Grant Sims, Dr. Sims Dentistry D.D.S.
Chicago Dentist - GrantSimsDDS.com
“These designs are absolutely stunning. You captured the story perfectly in a very simplistic way and I cannot say how excited I am that I have met you! ..the chocolateness of the second design is utter genius! I love it!”
Terrell Grice, Mile123 Productions
“I'm in love with your work!...You are very good and I love how you present your work. Rock on. Follows directions and her work is always on target and her rates are reasonable. Brain storms were great, and she knocked out the work I needed on time and under budget. Highly recommended!”
Bart Wilson, VPIX360
Chief Innovation Officer at VPix360
“Responsive, professional and has a great marketing sense. I have no hesitation endorsing Purrfecshun Designs. You are gifted!”
Nathan Ewing, Law Offices of Nathan Ewing, LLC
Attorney - NTELawOffices
“You brought my vision to life. Thank you soooooo much!”
Michael Pellegrino, The Authors World
Best-selling Author, Producer & Business Professional
“One of the best designers/graphic artists in Chicago! She is super creative, professional and a delight to work with. She did an awesome job on over 100 designs for my growing T-shirt business and she also did a fabulous job on party invitations for my own personal use. I couldn't be happier. ”
Memorie Knox, Good News Garments
“The MOST creative person that I know...I can honestly say from the moment I sat down with the designer Mona, I felt comfortable in knowing that she was going to not only bring me professional work, but unique and creative ideas. I have had this company do everything from invitations to a baby shower to personalized birth announcements.”
Julnar Shelby-Brown, Mommy
“Working with Ramona was a cool breeze! I came to her with an idea for a logo and she turned it into exactly what I wanted. She communicated with me about everything and it was all done in a very timely manner. Even through the tweaks and changes she was right there getting the job done. I even emailed her a year later with a question and guess what? She still helped!”
Tameka P., Xxplicit Content
Seriously, if you've read this far, and you're lol-ing (serious face but at least smiling on the inside), you have to at least try me out. Even if you're not lol-ing in any shape, way, or form, you still have to try me out. Why? To justify all the time you just wasted, that's why. You don't just travel all the way to Mexico and then not eat an authentic taco. You just don't.
Hire me and you’ll see how fast people will notice your company. Don't hesitate because I DO book up quickly! I mean, I'm a one-woman band here...So, yeah...