Starting with PURRFECSHUN being awarded as Top 43 Web Designers in Chicago of 2022 by Expertise for the fourth year in a row and featured in VoyageChicago Magazine as one of "Chicago's Most Inspiring Entrepreneurs & Independent Businesses."
*drops the mic*
(comes back to pick it up because I'm not done...)
*clears throat*
This award winning web design agency is made by a BOLDFACED and SUPERHUMAN designer. You need me. The kind of lady who'll use words like a sword and grab customers by the balls. The sheer variety of my talent is how I stand out in this industry - the fact that I'm kinda cute and smell of digital ink & roses doesn't hurt either!
The standard of my design work for you will be the same: higher than a giraffe's genitals. My versatility can provide exactly what you, your company, and your products/services need, without compromising quality.
Marketing stuff with cool designs, I’m a real Jedi Master when it comes to helping small businesses get the attention they’ve been missing by hiring a bunch of cheap marketing bozos. Whether you need a new logo, an invitation design, a business card, or something in between…I make magic happen.
You have to get people to notice you. So, since you can't strip down to your nakedity and go yelling down the street with a billboard, you need me. With my web design skills, and creative copywriting, I’ll make it easy for your site to become a “purple cow,” so you simply stand out.
I've created and rocked the brand identity of attorneys, dentists, film production companies, social media websites, clothing designers and other professionals, as well as your regular Joe Blow company, during my career.
SEO content that's not just sexy, but profitable. No, seriously. I write high-converting sales letters, video scripts, landing pages and promo emails. Whatever it is, I’ll get them drooling for you.
Obviously, I can get your point across. My brain is going to be the Bonnie to your Clyde.
Who gives a damn about your site if nobody sees it? Money sure doesn't. Let's shine up your "dorky" website into a diamond worthy of "popular girl" status. You need that right presence to grab the attention (and money) you want.
We are in the midst of the "A.D.D-suffering zombies." Our worlds stop at the bling of a text or Instagram notification. Without an eye-catching mobile site, you WILL be ignored. You'll be that one guy at the party who skipped their deodorant and seeks you out to buy you a drink, so to speak.
Quirky minded startup business owners Amy & Herb Kaplan of The Hitching Wagon, sought out the PURRFECSHUNist for a logo design for their new venture of F.R.O.G. (Free-Range, Organic, Gluten-Free) Pumpkins.
Keeping a humorous theme of selling odd gift items like a “Stick in a Box,” and a fork and a spoon in a box for a Valentine’s Day “Spooning” and “Forking,” they wanted a pumpkin logo to represent the continued silliness of this brand.
Thinking “the goofier the better,” I drew a concept of an extremely healthy pumpkin – not just that typical “Organic/Green” design blandness. I mean, think about it: how the hell is a pumpkin “free range?”
Alrighty…but that’s not enough though. He’s obviously a narcissistic Pumpkin, so we’d need some ridiculous Jersey Shore-worthy “Situation” abs on it.
Not coming up short at all on the “stem” with an undeniable “curve” and the decision of a not-so-feminine color on his much deserved Star of Awesomeness, F.R.O.G. Pumpkin was more conceited than ever.
Amy & Herb’s new F.R.O.G. Pumpkin logo stays pimpin’ the lady veggies in the garden and represents all the goodness having an organic pumpkin can bring to the family that orders one. They won’t be able to resist the muscles either, so be careful.
Seriously, if you've read this far, and you're lol-ing (serious face but at least smiling on the inside), you have to at least try me out. Even if you're not lol-ing in any shape, way, or form, you still have to try me out. Why? To justify all the time you just wasted, that's why. You don't just travel all the way to Mexico and then not eat an authentic taco. You just don't.